I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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