We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
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