I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
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