Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
You took a bar mat shot.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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