So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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