I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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