sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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