i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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