you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
we're so committed to being not committed
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I'm both gender and math confused
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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