David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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