Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
it was like eating out sand paper
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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