went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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