you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize
