Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
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