Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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