Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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