What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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