Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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