There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I don't want my vagina anymore.
is it fun? or sober?
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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