ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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