Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
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