You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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