i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Just pee around me
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Randomize
