its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I see more hoeing in ur future
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