Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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