I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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