Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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