how hairy? two words: wookie tits
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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