I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
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