You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
My dick has a subreddit
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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