You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
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