Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
we should paint friendship bongs
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