you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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