i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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