Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
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