i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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