Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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