): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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