problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Randomize
