I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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