Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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