He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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