ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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