weddingsv make me drug and hornr
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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