What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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