Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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