I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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