I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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