They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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