Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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