why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
She's the barista slut.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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